Soooo it's Emma here, I've just got back from seeing the new Thor film at the cinema .. I'm not going to lie, I haven't actually seen the other films that apparently exist.. So as you can imagine my mind was wondering around thinking about various other things, planning the website in my head but more importantly, planning my cinema escape route, I drank two.. YES TWO huge Pepsi max drinks and I was more than busting. Now you may not see this as a problem and normal person would have just gotten up, gone to the toilet and returned.. but little fact for your here guys and girls.. My bladder and gravity are not friends, never have been, never will be and on top of that my lovely boyfriend chose "the best seats in the house" in the freaking middle.
I was trapped. However there was a glimmer of hope. The row infront was empty.. Unfortunately my boyfriend caught on to me spending half the film trying to see how strong the chairs were, aaaaand he stopped me from doing any mission impossible shit in the middle of the IMAX cinema.. Anyway you can imagine how things planned out In the end I waited two hours to have what felt like a never ending wee.
And that boys and girls is the story of the BEST WEE EVER.
Your welcome
Night
Much love
Xo
P.s this Is my relieved face..
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